What do scientists say when they wake up in the morning?
Science Jokes
Up and atom! (“Up and at ’em”)
What do you do with bad chemistry jokes?
Barium!
Why did Mickey go to outerspace?
To see Pluto!
What kind of geese do not fly?
Portu-geese!
What did one uranuim-238 nucleus say to the other?
I gotta split!
What did the metamorphic rock say during testing?
This is too much pressure!
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