Science Jokes

From Annie, age 11, Korea

How did Ben Franklin feel after he flew a kite in a thunderstorm?

Shocked!

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From Bhagyashree, age 11, India

Teacher: What is the shape of the earth?
Sam: Square!
Teacher: Why?

Sam:Because my father says your fame should spread to all four corners of the world!

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From Jack, 8 years old, New York

Whats a scientists favorite dog?

A lab!

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From Kyle, age 10, South Africa

What is full of holes but can still hold water?

A sponge!

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From Day-Day, age 12, Gauteng, Sfrica

Hydrogen and oxygen are getting a drink and gold walks in. They shout:

“A U, get outta this bar!”

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From Harv, age 8, Danvil Pa

Q: Why did the mushroom go to the party?

A: Because he is a fun guy!

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