Science Jokes

From Lizzy, 9 years old, Paduca

What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he got in the bath?

You-Reek-A!

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From Bee Lynda, age 11, Malaysia

What is a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick!

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From Alex, age 13, Oxfordshire, England

What did the matter say to the antimatter?

Come round to my place and we’ll have a blast!

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From JJ Jeist, a grownup, Belen, New Mexico

What do scientists say when they wake up in the morning?

Up and atom! (“Up and at ’em”)

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From Lenora, a teacher, San Diego, California

What do you do with bad chemistry jokes?

Barium!

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From Amanda, age 8, Wayne, United States

What kind of geese do not fly?

Portu-geese!

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