What did the selfish cell say to his neighbor?
Sam: I once met a scientist with no doorbell.
Jack: Why didn’t he have one?
I really like this book about anti-gravity.
How did Ben Franklin feel when he discovered lightning was electricity?
Two men walk up to a restaurant. One asks for H2O, the other man says you know what I’ll have some H2O too.
A professor was building a machine that could do 20 things at once. He had all the parts, but nothing to put them together. So he asked his dumb assistant to go out to the store and get glue. The store had almost everything: french toast, sushi, breaded halibut, but no glue. So the assistant bought the breaded halibut. Why?