Science Jokes

From Debbie, 8 years old, Australia

Why didn’t the Sun go to university?

Because he already had 1 million degrees!

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From Khamari Micheal Wyzard, 12 years old, Everett, MA

What happens if you read a book about anti-gravity?

You can’t put it down!

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From Alejandro, 10 years old, Corrales, NM

Why did the fungi leave the party?

There wasn’t mushroom! (Much room)

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From Noah, 9 years old, California

What did the electrician say to his co-worker?

Watts up?

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From Sierra, 8 years old, Hayward

What is the ocean’s favorite TV show?

Whale of Fortune!

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From Jay D., 10 years old, Brea, california

What do you call a telescope in a rainbow car crash?

A colliding-scope! (kaleidoscope)

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