Science Jokes

From Katelyn, 13 years old, Tennessee

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

It’s not my fault.

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From Anya , 10 years old, Chicago. USA! USA!

What does the planet Pluto say?

WOOF!

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From Eliza, 11 years old, Indiana

Did you hear about the mad scientist who made gas that could burn through anything?
No, what about him?

He’s trying to invent something to put it in!

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From Maia, 11 years old, Pohnpei, Micronesia

A scientist was out of theories so he asked a ball of yarn. And it said…

String theory!

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From Gautam, 9 years old, India

In which state does River Ravi flow?

Liquid state!

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From Moonah, age 13, Cape Town, South Africa

What did the one magnet say to the other?

I’m attracted to you!

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