Did you hear about the mad scientist who made gas that could burn through anything?
No, what about him?
He’s trying to invent something to put it in!
Science Jokes
In which state does River Ravi flow?
Liquid state!
What did the one magnet say to the other?
I’m attracted to you!
What did the cation tell the anion in a molecule?
I’ve got my ion you!
Two atoms were walking on the street. One atom lost an electron. The second atom asks:
Are you sure you want to continue walking ?
Yes, I am positive.
A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a soda. He asks the waiter how much for the drink.
The waiter answers: “For you, no charge!”
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