Science Jokes

From Lee, 8 years old, Hattiesburg, MS, USA

Sam: I once met a scientist with no doorbell.
Jack: Why didn’t he have one?

Sam: He wanted to win the no bell (Nobel) prize.

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From Chuck Vander, 8 years old, Miami, Florida

I really like this book about anti-gravity.

It is impossible to put down!

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From Susan, a grownup, VA

How did Ben Franklin feel when he discovered lightning was electricity?

He was truly shocked!

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From Cheesehead, 4 years old, Calculatorland, Texas

Want to hear a Sodium joke?

Na! (the chemical symbol for sodium).

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From Alana, 10 years old, Glasgow, Scotland

What’s everywhere but nowhere?

Air!

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From Kaiya, 11 years old, TX, USA

If you have a pound of feathers and a pound of bricks, which one weighs more?

They both weigh the same – they’re both a POUND!!

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