Q: Why did the mushroom go to the party?
A: Because he is a fun guy!
From Harv, age 8, Danvil Pa
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Science Jokes
WHAT do you take for motion sickness on a cruise?
Vitamin sea!
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
You rock-et!
What is a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick!
Two atoms were walking down the street. One trips and falls. His friend says, “Are you Ok?” “I don’t know. I think I dropped my electrons.” His friend said, “Are you sure?”
“Yes! I’m positive!”
Why did the scientist disconnect his doorbell?
He wanted to win the Nobel(no-bell) Prize.
