What did the planet Mars say to Saturn?
Give me a ring some time!
Science Jokes
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
Why did Polaris wipe her feet often?
Betelgeuse (beetle juice) was on them!
How do we know Saturn was married more than once?
Because he has a lot of rings!
What shakes and is edible?
An Earthcake!
What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom?
You’re a fungi!
