What did the the umpire say to the dirty gym sock when they were safe?
FOUL!!
From Patrick, 9 years old, Ohio, USA
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Sports Jokes
Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?
Because, he got a hole in one!
Why did the ref kick the vending machine?
He wanted to flip the coin!
What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?
The punchline!
Where did the baseball player go after practice?
He ran home!
What did the football coach say to the vending machine?
Give me my quarter back!
