Sports Jokes

From Matt, age 8, LA

What does a boxer drink?

Punch!

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From Stephanie Lin, 8 years old, Brooklyn, New York

What sport do elephants like to play ?

Squash!

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From Ethan, 11 years old, Arizona

Why are the 49ers named the 49ers?

Because they didn’t make the
50 yard line!

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From Kristi, a parent, Oklahoma

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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From Anna Katherine, age 7, Mississippi

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!

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From Lanai, 9 years old, Cleveland, Ohio

Why did the golfer get an extra pair of pants before going golfing?? ⛳

Because he was scared that he might get a hole in one!

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