Sports Jokes

From Ash, age 12, Pakistan(Karachi)

Why is Cinderella no good at football?

Because she always keeps running from the ball!

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From Amber, 11 years old, Canada

Cross-country skiing is great …

If you live in a small country!

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From Koolkat, age 9, England

Why did the football pitch become a triangle?

Because someone took a corner!

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From Matt, age 8, LA

What does a boxer drink?

Punch!

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From Stephanie Lin, 8 years old, Brooklyn, New York

What sport do elephants like to play ?

Squash!

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From Ethan, 11 years old, Arizona

Why are the 49ers named the 49ers?

Because they didn’t make the
50 yard line!

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