In winter I asked my dad if I could go ice skating on the lake. My dad replied:
Wait till it gets warmer.
From Quebec, 11 years old, Vancouver
Please wait...
Sports Jokes
What do you get when you cross a boxer with a comedian?
A punch line!
What shirt do you wear when you are golfing?
A tee shirt!
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she always runs away from the ball!
What has 22 legs and goes crunch crunch crunch?
A soccer team eating potato chips.
What did the the umpire say to the dirty gym sock when they were safe?
FOUL!!
