Sports Jokes

From Anna Katherine, age 7, Mississippi

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!

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From Lanai, 9 years old, Cleveland, Ohio

Why did the golfer get an extra pair of pants before going golfing?? ⛳

Because he was scared that he might get a hole in one!

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From James K, 12 years old, New Canaan, Connecticut

Why should you not tell jokes while you skate?

Because the ice might crack up!

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From Alissa, age 9, FL

Why did Cinderella’s soccer team lose?

She ran away from the ball!

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From James K, 7 years old, Aviano Italy

What is a skydiver’s favorite food?

Para-sciutto

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From Quebec, 11 years old, Vancouver

In winter I asked my dad if I could go ice skating on the lake. My dad replied:

Wait till it gets warmer.

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