Sports Jokes

From Eli, 11 years old, U.S.A

Where do basketball players go to breakfast?

Dunkin’ Donuts!

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From Ethan, 11 years old, Arizona

Why are the 49ers named the 49ers?

Because they didn’t make the
50 yard line!

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From Meridith Allman, 10 years old, United States, Florida

Why were the football players so hot?

All of the fans went away!

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From Ziggy, 10 years old, Colorado

Why was the football coach banging on the vending machine?

He wanted his quarter-back!

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From Joey S., 11 years old, Winfield, IL

What is a swimmer’s favorite math?

Dive-ision! (Division!)

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?

Missle-toe!

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