Sports Jokes

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What did the the umpire say to the dirty gym sock when they were safe?

Where do basketball players go to breakfast?

There was once a man who loved to play golf. His wife said “Don’t go golfing today, honey! There is going to be a lightning storm!”
“I’ve done this for thirty-five years, and I know how to golf in the rain.” So he left and met a friend there named George.
When he got home, his wife said “How was golf?”
He said, “Oh, it was fine. George got hit by lightning.”
“What did you do then?”