Sports Jokes

From Stephanie Lin, 8 years old, Brooklyn, New York

What sport do elephants like to play ?

Squash!

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From Hope, age 10, Villanova, PA

Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

Because she always runs away from the ball!

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From Eden A. Larson, 10 years old, Lincoln, Nebraska

What has 22 legs and goes crunch crunch crunch?

A soccer team eating potato chips.

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From Patrick, 9 years old, Ohio, USA

What did the the umpire say to the dirty gym sock when they were safe?

FOUL!!

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From DuDu, 10 years old, Hong Kong

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

Because, he got a hole in one!

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From Nelson, 7 years old, Seattle

Why did the ref kick the vending machine?

He wanted to flip the coin!

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