Sports Jokes

From Quebec, 11 years old, Vancouver

In winter I asked my dad if I could go ice skating on the lake. My dad replied:

Wait till it gets warmer.

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From Fluffy, 9 years old, USA

What do you get when you cross a boxer with a comedian?

A punch line!

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From Josh, 8 years old, Baltimore, MD

What shirt do you wear when you are golfing?

A tee shirt!

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From Stephanie Lin, 8 years old, Brooklyn, New York

What sport do elephants like to play ?

Squash!

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From Hope, age 10, Villanova, PA

Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

Because she always runs away from the ball!

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From Eden A. Larson, 10 years old, Lincoln, Nebraska

What has 22 legs and goes crunch crunch crunch?

A soccer team eating potato chips.

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