Sports Jokes

From Raindrop1224, 11 years old, Lenexa, Kansas

Why is it called soccer?

Because you need socks to play it!

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From Danny, age 10, Kearney,MO

What has 22 les and goes crunch, crunch, crunch?

A soccer team eating potato chips!

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From Eli, 11 years old, U.S.A

Where do basketball players go to breakfast?

Dunkin’ Donuts!

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From Sofia, 4 years old, New Jersey

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

Give me my quarterback!

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From Eden A. Larson, 10 years old, Lincoln, Nebraska

What has 22 legs and goes crunch crunch crunch?

A soccer team eating potato chips.

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From Joey S., 11 years old, Winfield, IL

What is a swimmer’s favorite math?

Dive-ision! (Division!)

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