Why were the football players so hot?
All of the fans went away!
From Meridith Allman, 10 years old, United States, Florida
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Sports Jokes
Why was the football coach banging on the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter-back!
What is a swimmer’s favorite math?
Dive-ision! (Division!)
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle-toe!
Why did the boy bring string to the baseball game?
He wanted to tie up the game!
Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
