Where do basketball players go to breakfast?
Dunkin’ Donuts!
From Eli, 11 years old, U.S.A
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Sports Jokes
Why were the football players so hot?
All of the fans went away!
Why was the football coach banging on the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter-back!
What is a swimmer’s favorite math?
Dive-ision! (Division!)
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle-toe!
Why did the boy bring string to the baseball game?
He wanted to tie up the game!
