I tried to catch fog yesterday.
Weather Jokes
But, I mist!
Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!
How do you know the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree but you can climb it!
What did the weatherman say to the other weatherman?
Hi, sunshine!
What happened to the snowman during the heat wave?
He made a pool of himself!
What does lightning put on during rainy weather?
Thunderwear.
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