Weather Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

I tried to catch the fog yesterday.

I mist.

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From Robby Cihak, 17 years old

What did the sunbather say after getting a sunburn?

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red!

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From Kira, 10 years old, CA

How does a thunderstorm catch fish?

With a lightning rod!

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From Lily, 9 years old, Colorado

What goes up when the rain comes down?

An umbrella!

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From Anthony F., 10 years old, United States

I tried to catch fog yesterday.

But, I mist!

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From Roni, age 10, Hillsborough ,NC ,USA

What do you call a snowstorm in a magical land?

The blizzard of Oz!

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