What does a sheep do when it’s got no cell phone signal?
Uses the lamb-line!
From Jed, 3 years old, Ormskirk, UK
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Animal Jokes
What did the judge say when the skunk entered the court room?
Odor in the court!
How do you stop a rhino from charging?
You take away his credit card!
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan!
What kind of rodent grows on your skin?
A mole!
What do you call a cow having a seizure?
A milkshake!
