What do you call a reindeer with no eye?
I’ve no eye, deer.
From Adam, age 5, Durham England
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Animal Jokes
What do you call a female horse that goes out at night ?
A night mare!!!
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a porcupine?
An animal that knits his own sweaters!
What is a snake’s favorite macaroni?
Snakaroni!
Why can’t animals at the zoo take tests?
Because there are too many CHEETAHS!
What’s a shark’s favorite game?
Hide and go eat!
