What snake does a math teacher like?
A pie-thon!
From Elizabeth, age 11, Aiken, South Carolina
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Animal Jokes
What is tall, and has to do with cars and jam?
A Giraffic jam!
Why did the ram run off the cliff edge?
He didn’t see the ewe-turn!!!
Why did the fish stay home?
Because he didn’t have a school!
What animal is best for a banker?
A skunk, because it makes so much cents! (Scents, sense, cents)
Wat do you call something that has wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
