Animal Jokes

From Morgan, 10 years old, Wisconsin

Why are elephants so wrinkled?!

Because it takes too long to iron them!

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From Mckenzie Poindexter, 10 years old, Houston,Texas

How do you spell mouse trap with only three letters?

C-A-T!

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From Lachlyn, 8 years old, Tennessee

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no eye deer! (No idea!)

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From Jamie Grimm, 14 years old, New York

What do they call an alligator wearing a vest?

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-3

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From Anjali, 8 years old, United States of America

What do you get if you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I don’t know, but I would not try milking it!

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-13

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

When does a horse talk?

Whinney wants to!

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-11

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