What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!
From Jenny, age 8, Aylesbury, UK
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Animal Jokes
Teacher:Ok class, time for art!
Student: I hate art.
Teacher: Well, just try, and I might give you an A.
Later…
Student: Teacher, I am done!
Teacher: But the page is still blank!
Exactly! I drew a polar bear and a white hare in a snow storm!
What do you call a rooster in the morning?
A Clock a doodle do!
What do mallards wear at a wedding?
Duxedos!
What is a horse’s favorite state?
MAINE!
Why did two houses have two horses?
Because they were neighhhh-bors.
