Where is a shark’s favorite place to sleep?
A water bed!
Animal Jokes
WHAT DID THE FISH SAY WHEN HE RAN INTO THE WALL?
DAM!
Where did the sheep go for a haircut?
To the “Baa Baa” Shop (Barber)
How do you stop a rhino from charging?
You take away his credit card!
What do you call a bat that sounds like a bell?
A Dingbat
Why did the deer cross the freeway?
I don’t know. He never lived to tell the story!
