Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight the knights!
Animal Jokes
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
A cat jumped into the river to catch a fish. What did he get?
Wet!
There are five fish in a tank. Three drown. How many are left?
Five. Fish can not drown.
Why did the baby rattlesnake cry?
Because he lost his rattle!
There were 7 copy cats in a box. One jumped out. How many were left?
None (Copycats — get it?)
