Animal Jokes

From Nick S., 11 years old, Winfield, IL.

What animal knows its addition tables best?

It’s a toss-up between the Adder and the Add-a-conda!

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From Claudia C., 11 years old, Winfield, IL.

Why do math teachers have so many problems giving tests in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs! (Cheaters!)

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From Patience, 9 years old.

What do you call an alligator that is a private eye?

An Investigator

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From Elizabeth, 10 years old, NY.

What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?

Are you my mother

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From GWu, 9 years old, Sacramento, California.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it! (You sneak up on it!)

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI.

What did the horse say when he fell?

I’ve fallen & I can’t giddyup!

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