What do you call a Deer with no eyes?
No eye deer!
From Vinnie, 13 years old, United States
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Animal Jokes
Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
Beacause they are stuffed!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No ideer.
What did the pony say when he had a cold?
I’m just a little hoarse!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to prove to the armadillo that it could be done!
Why did Mickey and Minnie go into space?
To find Pluto!
