What do you call a fly with no wings?
Teacher:Ok class, time for art!
Student: I hate art.
Teacher: Well, just try, and I might give you an A.
Student: Teacher, I am done!
Teacher: But the page is still blank!
What do you call a rooster in the morning?
What do mallards wear at a wedding?
What is a horse’s favorite state?
Why did two houses have two horses?