What would you do if a bull charged you?
Pay him!
Animal Jokes
What do you call a female horse that goes out at night ?
A night mare!!!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he was afraid he was going to get a hole in one!
Where does a horse go if it is sick?
A horsepital!
One time a mosquito came to a person and started drinking his blood. The person said to him: “Why are you drinking blood in the morning?” The mosquito said …
… that he has a small family and he has a non-married sister, and the family who are marrying her said “Give us 400ml [about 1.5 cups] blood in ‘DHADEE'” (dowry).
What did the mother buffalo say to her son when he went to school?
bison
