Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
From Jamie C, age 9, Stockport, Manchester, England
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Animal Jokes
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Why do spiders spin webs?
No one’s ever taught them to crochet!
How can you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose shut.
Mom Cheetah: Time for your bath!
Baby Cheetah: I don’t want to take a bath. I’m afraid I’ll come out spotless!
Where do rabbits go after there wedding?
On a bunnymoon!
