What do you call a cross between a rooster and a duck?
A bird who gets up at the quack of dawn!
Animal Jokes
What type of money do sharks use?
Sand dollars!
What do cats put in their drinks?
Mice cube’s!
Why do gorrilas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!
Why was the crow perched on the telephone wire?
Because he wanted to make a long-distance caw!
What do mice like to eat for their birthdays?
Cheesecake!
