Animal Jokes

From Sofia, 4 years old, NJ

What dinosaur keeps the streets free of crime and protects the world from evil?

Triceracops!

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From Ani Ranstrom, 10 years old, CO

What did the goat say to the White House?

You have so maaaaaaany rooms!

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From Molly Sauer, 6 years old, Brooklyn, NY

What does a pig say on a hot day?

I’m bacon!

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From Hailey, 13 years old, Hamersville, Ohio

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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From Waylon Meharg, 12 years old, U.S.A

Why can’t dalmatians play hide-and-seek?

They are always spotted!

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From Sierra G., 12 years old, Beverly Hills, California

What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crook-idile!

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