What do you call a three humped camel?
Why are teddy bears never ever hungry?
Why can’t a koala be an expert witness?
What do you call a hippo without a back side?
A bear walks into a restaurant. The waitress asks him, “What can I get for you?” The bear says, “Uhhhhhhh, I’ll have a hamburger, and, uhhhhh, fries”. The waitress asks him, “Why the long pause?”
What do mallards wear at a wedding?