Animal Jokes

From Maria and Nicole, 14 years old, NH

What kind of animal always wakes you up?

Alarmadillo

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From John, age 9, Pottsboro, Texas

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Have you ever seen their fingers?

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From Caroline, 11 years old, IL

Who walks into a restaurant, eats shoots and leaves?

A Panda!

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From Phoebe, age 9, Australia

Why do birds fly south in the winter?

Because it’s to far to walk.

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From Tay, 10 years old, Euless, Texas

What kind of animals rap?

Raptiles!

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From Jiali Gutierrez, 12 years old, Kansas

What do you call moose with a wig?

A woose!

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