Animal Jokes

From Melissa M., age 11, West Springfield, Massachusetts

What is a horse’s favorite state?

MAINE!

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From Cooper Marvin, 7 years old, Farmington Hills, Michigan

Why did two houses have two horses?

Because they were neighhhh-bors.

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From Shima Chan, 9 years old, Japan, Tokyo

How do baby goats know how to multiply?

They are just smart kids!

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From Hannah, 9 years old, Michigan

What pet does a miner have?

A Goldfish

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From Abaigeal, 9 years old, Canada

What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

A rattlesnake!

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From Caroline, 11 years old, IL

Who walks into a restaurant, eats shoots and leaves?

A Panda!

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