What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Mama, is that you?
From Carla, age 9, CALABARZON
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Animal Jokes
Why did the baby octopus cry
He hurt his arm, arm, arm.
Where does a sheep keep his money?
In the baaaaank!
How do sheep keep warm in winter?
By central bleating!!
A horse walked into a bar.
What did the bar tender ask him?
Why the long face?
Why don’t sharks eat clowns?
They taste funny!
