What do cats put in their drinks?
Mice cube’s!
From Sophie, age 7, Norwich
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Animal Jokes
What’s black, white and red all over?
A zebra wih a sunburn!
What do they call an alligator wearing a vest?
What do you call a reindeer with no eye?
I’ve no eye, deer.
What do you call a female horse that goes out at night ?
A night mare!!!
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a porcupine?
An animal that knits his own sweaters!
