Animal Jokes

From Jamie Grimm, 14 years old, New York

What do they call an alligator wearing a vest?

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From Anjali, 8 years old, United States of America

What do you get if you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I don’t know, but I would not try milking it!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

When does a horse talk?

Whinney wants to!

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From Trees22, 3 years old

What do mice like to eat for their birthdays?

Cheesecake!

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From Sydnee Field, 8 years old, Texas

What does a ghost panda eat?

Bamb-BOOOO!

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From TorrenceGaming, 12 years old, Villa Rica, GA

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You take away his credit card!

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