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Animal Jokes

Submitted by a reader age 11

What did the teddy bear say after eating a whole bag of cookies?

I’m stuffed!
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Filed Under: Animal, What Did?

From Jason, age 12, U.S.A

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to prove to the armadillo that it could be done!
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From Steven, a reader, Mount Pleasant, Michigan

Why do porcupines always win at games?

Because they have the most points!
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From Emily Leaird, 8 years old, Pageland SC

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!
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From Jaxon, age 7, Williamsburg VA

Which pets are always lying around the house?

Carpets!
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Filed Under: Animal, Home and House

From Amanda, 8 years old, Las Vegas

Why was the kangaroo laughing??

Because he got a kick out of his joke!
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Filed Under: Animal

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