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From SoulGold, 10 years old, Fort Lauderdale, Florida

What do you get when you cross an owl and a magician?

Hoooodini! (Houdini)
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From Bruce, a parent, Mikes

What do you call a group of octopi?

A squad.
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From Syrah, 7 years old, Folsom, California

What animal is best for a banker?

A skunk, because it makes so much cents! (Scents, sense, cents)
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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What do you get when you cross a monastery with a lion?

A roaring friarplace!
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From Emma, 12 years old, Maryland

How does a rhino pay for dinner?

He charges!
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From Erin, age 8, Hastings

One day a duck walked into a store and said, “Got any duck food?” Then the shop owner said, “No.” The next day the duck walked in and said, “You got any duck food?” Then the shop owner said, “If you don’t stop saying that I’ll tape your mouth shut and nail your feet to the ground!” The next week after that the duck walked into the shop and said, “Got any tape or nails?”
“No.”

“Well in that case you got any duck food?”
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