Animal Jokes

From Cohen, 10 years old, PA, USA.

Why didn’t the teddy bear finish his meal?

Because, he was stuffed!

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From Natalie , 11 years old, Lothian, Maryland.

What do you call a polar bear with ear muffs?

Nothing! It can’t hear you!

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From Fay, 9 years old, MA.

What do cheetahs eat?

Fast food!

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From Caleb, 8 years old, Ohio.

What do deer buy things with?

Bucks!

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From Alex L, 12 years old.

Which animal can jump higher than a house?

Every animal! Houses can’t jump!

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From Y, 3 years old.

Where do black and white bears go on vacation?

Japanda!

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