Animal Jokes

From Clutchola, 3 years old.

How do you escape an attacking bear?

Outrun the guy behind you!

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From Emma, 12 years old, Maryland.

How does a rhino pay for dinner?

He charges!

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From Cheyanne, 13 years old, New York.

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

He was having a bad hare day.

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From Josh, 3 years old, Antarctica.

What do cows do during an earthquake?

They make milkshakes!

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI.

How do you know cows are lost?

No one has herd them!

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From AJ, 9 years old, Glostobery.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork chop!

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