What do you get when you cross a rooster with a duck?
You get woken up by the quack of dawn!
From Monkey, age 12, Dallas, TX
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Animal Jokes
What do you say when a hungry wolf is nearby?
RUN!
WHAT DID THE FISH SAY WHEN HE RAN INTO THE WALL?
DAM!
What does a sheep do when it’s got no cell phone signal?
Uses the lamb-line!
What did the judge say when the skunk entered the court room?
Odor in the court!
How do you stop a rhino from charging?
You take away his credit card!
