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Blonde Jokes

From Jericho O'hare, 11 years old, Virginia

What do blondes and empty bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up!
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From Pretty Girl Rock, 9 years old, Nassau, Bahamas

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are trapped on an island. They see a magic lamp, a genie comes out. He give them each one wish. The brunette wishes to be with her sister. The red head wishes to bake cookies with her mom. What does the blonde wish for?

She is alone so she wishes her friends were back.
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From James Dowd, 11 years old, Dubois, Wyoming

There’s a blonde, a brunette, and a ginger in the wild west, being mugged by an armed band of thieves. The brunette says, “Tornado!” The thieves turn away to look, as the brunette runs to a bush and hides. The ginger says, “Flood!” The thieves, again, turn away to look, as the ginger slips away and climbs a tree. The blond says, “Fire!

So, they fired!
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From Shannon Floyd, 15 years old, alabama

What happened to the blond tried to run to her long lost twin sister?

She got a broken nose and 7 years of bad luck!
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From Melanie, 3 years old

A blonde and a brunette jumped off a building. Which one hit the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
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From Bob, 10 years old, USA

So one day a blonde walks into a store.
Blonde: How much for the television?
Clerk: Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.
So she dyed her hair brown, the next day she returned.
Blonde: How much for the television?
Clerk: Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.
So she dyed her hair black, the next day she returned.
Blonde: How much for the television?
Clerk: Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.
Blonde: How do you know I’m a blonde?

Clerk: Because it’s a microwave.
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