What kind of a dam does a hamster build?
A Hamster dam!
Hamster Jokes
You grow a hamster inside a bottle. Soon it gets stuck . How do you get it out? Try not to break the bottle.
Break the bottle. (It said try not to, not don’t break the bottle).
Where are hamsters from?
Hamsterdam!
Why was the apple so lonely?
Because the banana split!
What does a spaceman have for lunch?
Launch!
What do you call a hamster with a top hat?
Abrahamster Lincoln
