Bug Jokes

From Brett S., age 9, Australia.

What is this fly doing in my soup?

I think he’s doing the backstroke.

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From Brett S., age 9, Australia

Whats the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits a car’s windscreen?

Its bottom!

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