Bug Jokes

From Awesome Joker, 12 years old, Bronsville KY

This guy was out of gas on the side of the Interstate. A little bee came up and said, “I will be back.” When he got back the man said “What did you do?”

The bee said “I got a bunch of bees and we put Bee-Pee in your tank!”

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From Benji, age 7, New York

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not without their yellow jackets!

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From haris, a parent, san diego

What did the worker bee say to the queen bee when he returned to the hive?

Could you buzz me in?

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From Stefano, age 9, Ottawa, Canada

What kind of ant walks on two legs?

Your aunt!

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From noah, 8 years old, Florida

What do you call a fly that can’t fly?

A walk!

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From Robby Cihak, 17 years old, Michigan

Two silkworms had a race. What happened?

They ended up in a tie!

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