Mum-Oh, poor Lily, did the bee sting you?
Lily-Yes
Mum-Let’s put some cream on it then.
Lily- Don’t be silly, it’ll be MILES away by now!!
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From Mairead, age 10, Galway, Ireland
Mum-Oh, poor Lily, did the bee sting you?
Lily-Yes
Mum-Let’s put some cream on it then.
From Breage, age 10, Philadelphia,PA
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bug.
Bug who?
From Hannah, 9 years old, Columbus, Ohio
What do you call a snail on a ship?
From Bri, 8 years old, USA
How do you tell a boy worm from a girl worm?
From Shardool Patel, age 9, Vadodara, India
Which sport is a favorite of the Grass Hopper?
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Where do spiders go for groceries?
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