There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They just robbed a bank and were running down an alley away from the cops. They hid in three bags; two bags were plain, and one said potatoes. The brunette and red head got in the plain bags, and the blonde got in the potato bag. When a cop got there, he kicked the first plain bag, and the brunette said “Woof woof!” The cop left it alone because he thought it was a dog. Then he kicked the second plain bag, and the red head said “Meow meow.” So he left it alone knowing it was a cat.
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