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From Emily, age 6, Washington, USA

Over and over again, a little turtle would jump out of a tall tree and fall to the ground, flailing his limbs around. Two birds were watching and the female bird says to the male bird...

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From Marty, a reader, Cleveland, Ohio

What kind of jokes do turtles tell?

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From Danielle, age 8, California

What kind of cell phone does a turtle use?

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