Baseball Jokes

What did the glove say to the ball when the ball said, “My car broke down”?

“I got you covered!”
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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!
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Who are the best tooth pullers?

The New York Yankees!
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What is Heaven’s favorite team?

Los Angeles Angels!
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Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Because he stole second base!
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