The seller doesn’t want it. The buyer doesn’t use it; and the user can’t see it. What is it?
What Is It?
A coffin!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Leenie, age 10, New Zealand
The seller doesn’t want it. The buyer doesn’t use it; and the user can’t see it. What is it?
From Kasey D., age 12, Tennessee
Which one weighs more: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
From Megan, age 9, Missouri
Is your refrigerator running?
From Sky, age 10, Montana
What do you do if you get eaten by an elephant?
From Thomas, age 9, London, England
What goes up and never goes down?
From Kailyn, age 4, Winnipeg, Canada
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
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