Friend 1:How do you know if you’ve had enough egg nog?
Friend 2: How?
Friend 1: Your fly’s undone.
Archives for December 2009
Friend 3: You get off subject !
March
What is the best time to have a parade?
March
Claws
Why is Santa Claus scary?
Because he has claws!
Sandy Clause
Why Does Santa Love The Beach?
Because People Call Him Sandy Clause *<:-)
Elphanage
A guy goes into a building.He sees lots of little people with lots of toys. They seem to be children. There are beds and everybody has pointy ears. There is a elderly woman in charge of the whole thing wearing a long blue robe.
“Where am I?” he askes the woman. She replies:
An elfanage!
Shellarious
What kind of jokes do turtles tell?
SHELL-arious ones!
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