Why did the tissue roll down the toilet?
Archives for February 2012
To get to the bottom!
Duck and Grocery
A duck went to the grocery store. The cashier said, “Do you want the change?” What did the duck say?
“Put it on my bill!”
Britney Knock
Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Britney.
Britney who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
‘Oops I did it again!
Butter Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Butter.
Butter who?
You butter be back by midnight
Snot Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snot.
Snot who?
Snot nice to keep me waiting outside!
King and Yardstick
How is a king and a yardstick alike?
They’re both rulers!
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