Why did the tissue roll down the toilet?
To get to the bottom!
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February 2012
A duck went to the grocery store. The cashier said, “Do you want the change?” What did the duck say?
“Put it on my bill!”
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Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Britney.
Britney who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
‘Oops I did it again!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Butter.
Butter who?
You butter be back by midnight
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snot.
Snot who?
Snot nice to keep me waiting outside!
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