What did the cat say when he saw the desert?
Archives for June 2012
Wow! What a litterbox!
Blonde Outing
There was a blonde on one side of the lake and a brunette on the other. The brunette yells over to the blonde “How do I get to the other side of the lake?” The blonde replies,
“Duh! You’re on the other side of the lake!”
Busy Mama
Yo mama so fat
That when she tried to go up in an elevator it went down!
Sister’s Vacay
Where did your sister go on vacation?
“I don’t know; Alaska!
Wired Mama
Your mama’s so fat…
she doesn’t need Wi-Fi because she’s already worldwide!
Insomnia Patient
Patient: Doctor , Doctor I can’t sleep! It’s driving me crazy.
Doctor: You should lie on the edge of the bed . You’ll soon drop off.
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