Why did the boy throw a clock out the window?
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He wanted to see time fly!
Popeye!
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A Snailer!
Tish Who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tish.
Tish who?
Oh, do you need a tissue?
To Get Golden Eggs?
Why did the goose cross the road?
The chicken was on vacation!
Ding Dong!
Sam: I once met a scientist with no doorbell.
Jack: Why didn’t he have one?
Sam: He wanted to win the no bell (Nobel) prize.
Chick Chick
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It wanted chicken nuggets!
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