Geography Jokes

Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?

Because, they were in the colonies!
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Why is London called a cyclops?

Because it has one eye. The London Eye!
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Why can’t you ever play a board game in the jungle?

There’s always gonna be a cheetah!
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“It’s clear,” said the teacher, “That you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?”

Kid says, “Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So, I decided to wait until it settles down!”
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Which state does the most laundry?

Wash-ington!
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What tower cannot eat anything?

The I full tower!
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