Halloween Jokes

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling!
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn’t have the guts!
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How did the skeleton feel after he got hit with a bowling ball?

He felt fine. He had a spare…rib!
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What do you get when you have a vampire as your teacher?

A lot of blood tests!
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What does Count Dracula cross the ocean in?

A blood vessel.
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What is a pump that is related to you?

A Pumpkin. (pump-kin)
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