Halloween Jokes

Why cant Dracula sleep at night?

Because his coffin is always keeping him awake!
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Where do ghosts buy food?

At the Ghostry store!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!
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What sports do vampires like to watch?

Bat-minton!
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Yo mama is so ugly…

When she came out a haunted house she had a job application!
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What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling!
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