Halloween Jokes

What was the skeleton’s nickname?

No Body!
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Why did the skeleton take the mummy to the prom?

Because, he had no BODY to take him!
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Why cant Dracula sleep at night?

Because his coffin is always keeping him awake!
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Where do ghosts buy food?

At the Ghostry store!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!
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What sports do vampires like to watch?

Bat-minton!
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