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Why was the skeleton hungry?

He had no ribs!
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What do ghosts eat?

Boooooooberry pie
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What did the ghost keep under his basement?

Whines (wines) and spirits!
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Why did the skeleton fail miserably at every single job interview he was at and had to turn to scaring people?

Because he was bone idle! Geddit?
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How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch, silly!
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