Halloween Jokes

What does Count Dracula cross the ocean in?

A blood vessel.
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What is a pump that is related to you?

A Pumpkin. (pump-kin)
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What’s a ghost’s favorite game?

Pika-BOO!!!
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What did the bird want for Halloween?

Tweets!
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Why was the skeleton hungry?

He had no ribs!
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