Halloween Jokes

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Because, they forgot their bats!
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What do monsters call their parents?

Mummies and deadies!
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Do zombies eat there chicken wings with their fingers?

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What was the skeleton’s nickname?

No Body!
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Why did the skeleton take the mummy to the prom?

Because, he had no BODY to take him!
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Why cant Dracula sleep at night?

Because his coffin is always keeping him awake!
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