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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?

Orange ya glad I didn’t say banana?
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?

Butter open the door, please!
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Rating: +3 (from 21 votes)

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Boomerang.
Boomerang who?

Boomer-rang the bell, please open the door !!!
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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?

Car Go Beep, Beep!!
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Rating: +19 (from 45 votes)

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?

I butter not tell you, its a secret!
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