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Lena Knock

Knock,knock
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?

Lena little closer and I’ll tell you.
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Yah Knock

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?

Naw I’m ok. I prefer Google!
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Phillip Knock

Knock Knock..

Who’s there?

Phillip

Phillip who?

PHILL~UP my drink!!!
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Know Knock

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?

I don’t know; why are you asking me?
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May Knock

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
May.
May who?

May I use your bathroom please?
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