Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?

Bless you!
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Possum.
Possum who?

Possum food please, I’m hungry! [pour some]
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?

Exactly.
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?

Arthur any cookies left??
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