Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Possum.
Possum who?

Possum food please, I’m hungry! [pour some]
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?

Exactly.
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?

Arthur any cookies left??
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Knock, Knock!
Who is there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?

Must ache [ask] you for chocolate!!
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Friend 1: Knock Knock!
Friend 2: Who’s there?
Friend 1:You!
Friend 2: You who?

Friend 1: You who! Big summer blow out!
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