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Mary Knock

From Muntaha, 7 years old, Michigan

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?

Mary Christmas!
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Smelly

From Morgan B, 9 years old, Calabash, North Carolina

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Smell ma.

Smell ma who?

Smell ma poo!
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Rating: -9 (from 91 votes)

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Water Knocking

From Pandy, age 13, Quebec, Canada

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?

Water you doing?
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Rating: -75 (from 377 votes)

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Yaa Knock

From Deepakshi, age 11, India

Knock, knock.
Who’s there ?
Yaa..
Yaa who ?

Dot com !
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Rating: -41 (from 313 votes)

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Orange Knock

From Elizabeth, age 12, Hebron, Kentucky

Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Orange,
Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say Tanjelo?
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Rating: -8 (from 16 votes)

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