Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yaw.

Yaw, who?

No thanks, I prefer Google!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Clothes? Clothes, who?

Clothes the door behind you, it’s cold in February!
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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Little Boy.
Little Boy, who?

Little Boy, who can’t reach the doorbell, that’s why I’m knocking!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana, who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana, who!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there!
Orange
Orange who?

ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana!
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?

Orange you cute!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan
Ivan, who?

Ivan working on the railroad. Ha, ha, ha!
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