Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock!
Who is there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?

Must ache [ask] you for chocolate!!
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Friend 1: Knock Knock!
Friend 2: Who’s there?
Friend 1:You!
Friend 2: You who?

Friend 1: You who! Big summer blow out!
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Knock Knock!

Use the doorbell.
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
You.
You who?

What are you celebrating?
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Lila: Knock knock
Bryn: Who’s There?
Lila: Banana
Bryn: Banana Who?
Lila: Banana
Bryn: Banana Who?
Lila: Banana
Bryn: BANANA WHO!!!!

Lila: Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
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