Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil, who?

Who cares? It’s a pointless joke!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Candace.
Candace, who?

All I want to know is, Candace door open or not?
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“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Yeah.”
“Yeah who?”

“Wow! Are you happy to see me?”
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“Knock, knock!”

“Who’s there?”

“Nobel.”

“Nobel who?”

No bell, that’s why I’m knocking!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Why do cows?
Why do cows who?

Cows don’t who, they moo!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Why do owls?
Why do owls who?

I don’t know! Ask an owl!
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