Knock Knock Jokes

From Amanda de la Vega , 10 years old, San Antonio, Texas

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?

Bless you!!!

Rating: +2 (from 12 votes)

From Youcan'tknowmyname, 12 years old, Youcan'tknowwhereilive

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?

-Silence-

Rating: +4 (from 12 votes)

From Iqra, 9 years old, United Kingdom

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Done up
Done-up-Who (Done up who – Say it fast)

Get your nappy changed then!

Rating: -5 (from 15 votes)

From H-man, 7 years old, Campbell CA

Knock knock…..
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?

Is there an owl around here?

Rating: +3 (from 15 votes)

From Asia Navarro, 9 years old, Washington,Seattle

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Anna
Anna who?

Anna one Anna two Anna three…!

Rating: 0 (from 20 votes)