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Gorilla Knock

From EMILY, 11 years old, Louisiana

Knock,knock!

Who’s there?

Gorilla!

Gorilla who?

GORILLA ME A HAMBURGER!
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Rating: -3 (from 67 votes)

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Shelby Knock

From Brennan, 10 years old, North Carolina

Knock,knock
Who’s there?
Shelby
Shelby who?

Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
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Rating: +16 (from 78 votes)

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Bacon Knock

From Antonia, 10 years old, FL

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?

Bacon a cake!
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Rating: +11 (from 61 votes)

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Smell Knock

From Jack , 9 years old, Kansas

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?

EWWWWW!!!!!
No
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Rating: -21 (from 109 votes)

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Canoe Knock

From Bethemily, a teacher, Lost...Help!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who?

Canoe come out and play?
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Rating: -7 (from 55 votes)

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