Math Jokes

Why did the circle do a flip?

To get in shape!
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Young Man: What do calculus and girls have in common?

I don’t understand either of them!
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Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X.

She’s not coming back and we don’t know Y.
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What did the triangle say to the circle?

You’re pointless!
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Which U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Math-achusetts!
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What did the math book say to the psychologist?

Can you help me? I have problems!
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