Math Jokes

What does MATH stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans!
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What did the calculator say to the girl?

I’ll solve all your problems!
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What geometrical figure is shaped like a lost parrot?

A polygon!
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What did one math book say to the other math book?

Boy, do I have problems!
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Q: What is a polygon?

A: A dead parrot!
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