Math Jokes

Daniel had 50 cookies. He ate 20 of them. What does he have now?

Diabetes.
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What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice tie!
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How do you make seven an even number?

Take the “S” away!
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Why was the math book so sad?

It had so many problems.
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What does MATH stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans!
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