Math Jokes

From Sara, age 8, Los Angeles, CA

Teacher: If I have 25 apples in one hand and 10 apples in another hand, what will I have?

Student: Very big hands!

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From Shay, age 12, Australia

If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?

None; they’re all copy cats!

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From a reader, age 14, California

What is the best dessert in the Math Teacher’s Cafe?

A slice of chocolate pi.

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From Samantha, age 6, Canada

What did zero say to eight?

Nice belt.

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From Koen, age 7, Connecticut

Why was 9 scared of 7?

7 ate 9.

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From Thomas, age 9, London, England

What goes up and never goes down?

Your age!

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