Mama snowman was cutting carrots for a soup for the dinner of her kids and husband. Soon he came up to her and guess what he said?
“Honey! Have you seen my nose?”
Friend 1:How do you know if you’ve had enough egg nog?
Friend 2: How?
Friend 1: Your fly’s undone.
Friend 3: You get off subject !
What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?
I haven’t seen you for a year!
What did the snowman say to the other?
(Sniff, sniff) Do you smell carrots?
What is a cow’s favorite holiday?
Moo Years Day!!