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From Julia, age 8, Coconut Creek, Florida

Mama snowman was cutting carrots for a soup for the dinner of her kids and husband. Soon he came up to her and guess what he said?

“Honey! Have you seen my nose?”

Rating: -12 (from 116 votes)

From Boog, age 11, U.S.A Louisville,KY

Friend 1:How do you know if you’ve had enough egg nog?
Friend 2: How?
Friend 1: Your fly’s undone.

Friend 3: You get off subject !

Rating: -236 (from 300 votes)

From Dillon, age 9, Lakewood,Colorado

What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?

I haven’t seen you for a year!

Rating: -141 (from 327 votes)

From Michaela, age 14, United States

What did the snowman say to the other?

(Sniff, sniff) Do you smell carrots?

Rating: +44 (from 264 votes)

From Joey, age 4, Dorchester, MA

What is a cow’s favorite holiday?

Moo Years Day!!

Rating: +84 (from 182 votes)