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SnowMom Cooking

Mama snowman was cutting carrots for a soup for the dinner of her kids and husband. Soon he came up to her and guess what he said?

“Honey! Have you seen my nose?”
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Off Subject Egg Nog

Friend 1:How do you know if you’ve had enough egg nog?
Friend 2: How?
Friend 1: Your fly’s undone.

Friend 3: You get off subject !
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Not A Year

What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?

I haven’t seen you for a year!
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Cold Guy With A Nose

What did the snowman say to the other?

(Sniff, sniff) Do you smell carrots?
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Rating: +44 (from 256 votes)

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Cow’s Favorite Day

What is a cow’s favorite holiday?

Moo Years Day!!
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