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SnowMom Cooking

From Julia, age 8, Coconut Creek, Florida

Mama snowman was cutting carrots for a soup for the dinner of her kids and husband. Soon he came up to her and guess what he said?

“Honey! Have you seen my nose?”
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Rating: -21 (from 89 votes)

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Off Subject Egg Nog

From Boog, age 11, U.S.A Louisville,KY

Friend 1:How do you know if you’ve had enough egg nog?
Friend 2: How?
Friend 1: Your fly’s undone.

Friend 3: You get off subject !
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Rating: -225 (from 277 votes)

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Not A Year

From Dillon, age 9, Lakewood,Colorado

What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?

I haven’t seen you for a year!
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Rating: -146 (from 316 votes)

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Cold Guy With A Nose

From Michaela, age 14, United States

What did the snowman say to the other?

(Sniff, sniff) Do you smell carrots?
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Rating: +43 (from 255 votes)

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Cow’s Favorite Day

From Joey, age 4, Dorchester, MA

What is a cow’s favorite holiday?

Moo Years Day!!
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Rating: +81 (from 175 votes)

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