What does the pencil say to the sharpener?

You are shortening my life!
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Person 1: You are in a grocery store where each aisle contains food that all starts with the same letter. There are aisles of Q, R, S and T. What aisle comes next??

Person 2: Easy, Aisle of U!

Person 1: I love you too, buddy!
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Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed!
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Why was the broom late?

It overswept!
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What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?

You rise and shine!
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