Riddles

When you walk into the bathroom, you’re an American. When you walk out of the bathroom, you’re an American. What are you when your in the bathroom?

European!
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What two letters keep you cool?

AC!
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The red man lives in the red house. The blue man lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house?

The President.
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The Smith family is very rich. They live in a circular house. One morning, Mr.smith woke up and saw a jam stain on his carpet. He was suspicious so he asked some people about it. Billy said, “I was playing basketball.” Mrs.smith said,”I was taking Nina to school. The maid said, “I was dusting the corners of the house.” Who lied?

The maid, because the house is circular. It doesn’t have corners!
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What goes up but never down?

Your age!

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a mountain?

Yes, because a mountain can’t jump!
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