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From Hayley Todd, 12 years old, England

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.
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From Richard, 11 years old, North Carolina

Where does Batman use the bathroom?

The Batroom!
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From Eden, 3 years old, Trinidad

The red house is made of red bricks.
The blue house is made of blue bricks.
What is the green house made of?

Glass!
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From Audrey, 11 years old, Los Angeles, California

When you walk into the bathroom, you’re an American. When you walk out of the bathroom, you’re an American. What are you when your in the bathroom?

European!
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From Sunshine Condez, 9 years old, Manila, Philippines

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!
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From Jordan, 8 years old, Bristow,Va

A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays in town for 2 days and left on Friday!

His horse’s name is Friday!
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