Riddle Jokes

From Griffin, 8 years old, El Cerrito, California

What do you call a snow man that disappeared?

A noman.

Rating: +6 (from 8 votes)

From Griffin, 8 years old, California

Why are cars so sleepy after driving?

Because their wheels are a big tire for them!

Rating: -3 (from 13 votes)

From Greensalmon, 11 years old, USA

When do you give a sword a test?

When it’s at its sharpest!

Rating: +2 (from 14 votes)

From Kirsten, 12 years old,

What can you throw, but not catch?

A party!

Rating: +9 (from 11 votes)

From Amanda de la Vega, 10 years old, San Antonio, Texas

Why do scissors make good drivers?

They know all the shortcuts!

Rating: +8 (from 10 votes)