What does the pencil say to the sharpener?
Person 1: You are in a grocery store where each aisle contains food that all starts with the same letter. There are aisles of Q, R, S and T. What aisle comes next??
Person 2: Easy, Aisle of U!
Why did the picture go to jail?
Why was the broom late?
What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?