Riddles

What type of shirt can you drink?

A tea shirt!
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What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?

Every morning you will rise and shine!
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Why was the skeleton ready for the barbecue?

Because he needed some spare ribs!
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Why did Dracula never have a wife?

He never found the right ghoul or he never had a heart.
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Where does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary!
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