Riddles

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed!
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Why was the broom late?

It overswept!
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What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?

You rise and shine!
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What goes up when the rain comes down?

An umbrella!
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What is not a living thing but eats and moves by itself?

The sea.
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