Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself!
There were two dads and two sons going to fish, but how come they got only 3 fish?
There were one grandpa, one dad, and a son. The grandpa was the dad of the dad and the dad is the dad of the son. And the dad is the son of the grandpa and the son is the son of the dad!
What do you get when you grill a Barbie?
What do you call a room full of lights?
OK, so there is a room with nothing in it whatsoever except for a mirror and a table. How do you get out?
Look in the mirror and see what you saw, take the saw and saw the table in half. Two halves make a whole. Crawl though the hole to get out!