Riddles

What’s yellow and stupid?

Thick custard!
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Why did Dracula buy cough medicine?

Because he was a-coughin’! (coffin)
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It’s greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die. What is it?

Nothing!!
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If you were dying and you only had $1 what would you buy?

Lifesavers!
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What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

TROUBLE!!!!!

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