Space Jokes

What’s Earth without art?

Eh!
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What do you call a baby star?

A sun!
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When does an astronaut eat?

At launch time!
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What do you call a hungry alien?

E.T. (Eat T)!
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Why did the star get arrested?

Because it was a shooting star! :-)
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What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut?

I need some space.
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