Why did the star go to jail?
Because it was a shooting star!
Space Jokes
What sort of chocolate do people from Mars eat?
Mars bars!!!
Cool Teenage Martian: I was at a party on Mercury last night.
His Friend: Was it any good?
Cool Teenage Martian: No! It was really boring.
His Friend: How come?
Cool Teenage Martian: There was no atmosphere.
Why is the dolphin’s favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper!
What chocolate bars do you eat in space?
Milky Ways and Mars Bars
What do stars use to buy things?
Starbucks!
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