Space Jokes

I was up all night wondering where the sun went.

Then it dawned on me!
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What do you get when you cross a toad with a lightsaber?

Star Warts!
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What is an alien’s favorite website?

Space-book!
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What do you call a moon that tastes like a lemon???

LE-MOON!!
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What do you call a moon that is evil?

DEMON
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