Space Jokes

When does an astronaut eat?

At launch time!
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What do you call a hungry alien?

E.T. (Eat T)!
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Why did the star get arrested?

Because it was a shooting star! :-)
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What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut?

I need some space.
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I was up all night wondering where the sun went.

Then it dawned on me!
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What do you get when you cross a toad with a lightsaber?

Star Warts!
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