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Moon to Sun

From Arianna, 10 years old, USA

What did the moon say to the sun?

You are smokin’ hot!
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Green Alien

From Kaazim, 10 years old, London

What do you do when you find a green alien?

Wait till it turns ripe!
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Rating: +3 (from 69 votes)

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ET’s Eyes

From Zuzka, 10 years old, Poland

Why did E.T. have such big eyes?

Because he saw his phone bill!
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Rating: +25 (from 111 votes)

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Sun Joke

From Pierre , age 8, United States

Did you hear the joke about the sun?

It’s over your head.
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Rating: -83 (from 231 votes)

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Astro Deodorant

From Adicus ball, age 3, China,IL

What deodorant do astronauts use?

OLD SPACE!
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Rating: +2 (from 12 votes)

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