Thanksgiving Jokes

Why was the turkey full on Thanksgiving?

Because he was stuffed!
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Do you know how to keep a Turkey in suspense?

See me next Thanksgiving and I will tell you.
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What do turkeys do on Thanksgiving?

Well, celebrate if they’re alive …
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What key do you use to open Thanksgiving?

A tur-KEY!
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What ship did bakers come on to the New World?

The Mayflour!
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