Thanksgiving Jokes

From Cindy M. Zhu, 10 years old, Malden, MA

What key do you use to open Thanksgiving?

A tur-KEY!

Rating: +29 (from 47 votes)

From Michael, 9 years old, Washington, D.C.

What ship did bakers come on to the New World?

The Mayflour!

Rating: +4 (from 98 votes)

From Mckinzie, age 10, Richmond,VA

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because he had drumsticks!

Rating: +31 (from 129 votes)

From Erick, age 9, Whittier, California

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To hide before Thanksgiving!

Rating: +9 (from 27 votes)

From Sid, age 10, United States

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because he had drumsticks!

Rating: +4 (from 16 votes)