Thanksgiving Jokes

From Chickybaby, age 11, Indiana, Untied States

What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?

Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!

Rating: +5 (from 11 votes)

From Jellybean, age 9, New Jersey

What did the turkey say to the computer?

Google google google!

Rating: +58 (from 262 votes)

From Chloe, age 9, Laguna Beach, California

Why did the pilgrims pants always fall down?

Because their buckle was on their hat!

Rating: +6 (from 8 votes)

From AJ, age 10, USA

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks!

Rating: -38 (from 240 votes)

From Victoria, age 12, Utah

What did the turkey say to the hunter?

Look! It is a deer!

Rating: +4 (from 54 votes)