Why did the turkey cross the road?

To hide before Thanksgiving!
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Why did the turkey join the band?

Because he had drumsticks!
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What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?

Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!
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What did the turkey say to the computer?

Google google google!
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Why did the pilgrims pants always fall down?

Because their buckle was on their hat!
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