What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks!
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What did the turkey say to the hunter?

Look! It is a deer!
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If April showers bring may flowers what do May flowers bring?

pilgims!
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Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because he wanted to get away from the farm who had him!
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Why is the salad embarrassed?

He saw the salad dressing!
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