Thanksgiving Jokes

From Marquez , age 10, Sanford,North Carolina

If April showers bring may flowers what do May flowers bring?

pilgims!

Rating: -48 (from 160 votes)

From Little Dubs, age 8, Oregon

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because he wanted to get away from the farm who had him!

Rating: -103 (from 143 votes)

From Nicole Lira, age 12, Illinois

Why is the salad embarrassed?

He saw the salad dressing!

Rating: +24 (from 434 votes)

From Lu Lu, age 5, Texas

Why did the chicken cross the amusement park?

To get to the other ride!

Rating: -143 (from 321 votes)

From Lou, age 10, Craig, Colorado

April flowers bring May flowers.
May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

Rating: -86 (from 280 votes)