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Do zombies eat donuts with their fingers?

No, they usually eat their fingers separately!
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What is a zombie’s favorite part of the road?

The DEAD ends of course!
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Do zombies eat their donuts with their fingers?

No, they prefer to eat them separately!
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Two zombies hang out at the park. One has a new girlfriend. What does his friend say when he introduces her?

“She’s a cutie. Where’d you dig her up?”
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What room are zombies not allows in?

The living room!
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