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Zombie Convo

From Cheeky Cheek, 8 years old, England

What did one zombie say to another?

“Get a life!”
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Rating: +11 (from 27 votes)

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Zombie Vacay

From Brock, age 10, United States of America, North America

Where does the zombie go on vacation?

Death Valley.
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Rating: +25 (from 49 votes)

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Safest

From Laurens, age 7, Toledo,OH,USA

Where is the safest room in the house from a zombie?

The living room!
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Rating: +50 (from 106 votes)

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Safest Place

From Seba, age 9, USA

Where is the safest place in your house from a zombie?

The living room!
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Rating: +46 (from 130 votes)

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Zombie Who Looks Like You

From Jules, age 8, Florida, USA

What do you call a zombie who looks like you?

A dead ringer.
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Rating: +11 (from 25 votes)

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