Zombie Jokes

From David, 11 years old, Texas

Do zombies eat donuts with their fingers?

No, they usually eat their fingers separately!

Rating: +1 (from 19 votes)

From Nicole, 10 years old, United States of America

What is a zombie’s favorite part of the road?

The DEAD ends of course!

Rating: +10 (from 18 votes)

From Alfie Livermore, 11 years old, Essex

Do zombies eat their donuts with their fingers?

No, they prefer to eat them separately!

Rating: -4 (from 18 votes)

From Cheyenne Fitz, 12 years old, Wellington, New Zealand

Two zombies hang out at the park. One has a new girlfriend. What does his friend say when he introduces her?

“She’s a cutie. Where’d you dig her up?”

Rating: +3 (from 19 votes)

From Lizzy, 9 years old, Somewhere

What room are zombies not allows in?

The living room!

Rating: +29 (from 39 votes)