Zombie Jokes

Do zombies eat doughnuts with their fingers?

No, I think they eat their fingers afterwards!
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What do you get with Subway and zombies?

Eat flesh!
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What do you get when you cross a Boy Scout with a zombie?

A kid that scares the little old lady across the street!
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Where do zombies live?

On a dead end!
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Yesterday two zombies had a talk.
Zombie 1: I got a new hot girlfriend!

Zombie 2: Cool, where did you dig her up?
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