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Zombie Convo

What did one zombie say to another?

“Get a life!”
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Zombie Vacay

Where does the zombie go on vacation?

Death Valley.
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Safest

Where is the safest room in the house from a zombie?

The living room!
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Safest Place

Where is the safest place in your house from a zombie?

The living room!
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Zombie Who Looks Like You

What do you call a zombie who looks like you?

A dead ringer.
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