Zombie Jokes

Why was the zombie afraid of the judge?

He was afraid he would get a life sentence!
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Where do zombies live?

A Dead End!
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Why isn’t the zombie restaurant popular?

Because dinner costs an arm and a leg!
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What are zombies’ favorite streets?

Dead Ends!
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Do zombies eat doughnuts with their fingers?

No, I think they eat their fingers afterwards!
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What do you get with Subway and zombies?

Eat flesh!
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