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Yesterday two zombies had a talk.
Zombie 1: I got a new hot girlfriend!

Zombie 2: Cool, where did you dig her up?
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Why are zombies smarter than people?

Because they eat a lot of brains!
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What did the zombie girl say to her new zombie boyfriend?

You stole my heart!
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A comedian was being chased by zombies.
“Please don’t eat me!” He cried out.

How did the zombies reply?

“We no eat you. You a comedian. You taste funny.”

I got this joke from the book I Funny.

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What is the worst place for a zombie to go?

A living room!
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