A man walks into a restaurant and sits at the bar. He turns to the woman next to him and asks, “Can I tell you a blonde joke?”
The woman says, “Well just to warn you, I’m a blonde, I’m 5 foot 7, and a professional body builder. The woman to my right is blonde, 6 feet tall and a professional wrestler and the woman to my left is blonde, 5 foot 5 and a professional boxer. Do you still wanna tell me the joke?”
Three Blondes
He replies, ” No, not if I have to explain it 3 times.”