One bright sunny April day, two blondes were walking into Wal-mart. They knew it might rain later in the month so they bought an umbrella. They bought some other things too. Then they checked out the stuff they bought. On the way out one of the blondes noticed it was raining. She said, “Well, we didn’t bring our raincoats, so I guess we need to use the new umbrella.”
The other one said, “No, don’t! You’re gonna get it wet!”
