There was a very rich lady that was bossy and mean. Her husband didn’t like her much and said to go and learn something that would help her. When she didn’t reply, he bought a ticket to enter the Town Art Museum. The woman was very mad, but agreed to go if she got a diamond necklace when she came back. When she got to the main hall, she looked at one of the things that was framed and said to the guide, ‘Is this the disgusting-looking thing you call art?’ She asked. What did the guide say in reply?
Think Before You Speak
“No, ma’am, that’s a mirror!”