Mom: Cary, I just finished putting thyme in the garden.
Cary: Can we use it?
Mom: Of course. Now go get ready for the soccer game.
Cary: I don’t need to.
Mom: Why?
Cary: Because we’ve got time!
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From Mandie, age 12, USA
Mom: Cary, I just finished putting thyme in the garden.
Cary: Can we use it?
Mom: Of course. Now go get ready for the soccer game.
Cary: I don’t need to.
Mom: Why?
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