Two men went hunting. One guy accidentally shot the other guy, so he called 911. He said, “I think my friends dead.” The person on the phone said, “First, make sure he’s really dead.”
So, the first guy shot his friend again and said, “Ok, now what?”
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From Annie, 3 years old, Chesapeak Beach, Maryland
Two men went hunting. One guy accidentally shot the other guy, so he called 911. He said, “I think my friends dead.” The person on the phone said, “First, make sure he’s really dead.”

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