Once there were three people who were on an airplane; one had an apple; one had a banana, and one had a bomb. The flight attendant came around and said, “You can’t have those items!” So they all threw their items out the window.
When they got off the plane they saw a kid crying. They asked why he was crying, and he said, “My dog got killed from a banana falling from the sky.” They moved on and saw another kid crying. They asked, “Why are you crying?” He said, “My cat got killed from an apple falling from the sky.” So they moved on and saw a kid laughing, and they asked, “Why are you laughing?”, and he said “I farted and the building behind me blew up!”
