There was a boy who had a habit of sucking his thumb. So his mom said, “You will get fat if you don’t stop!” Then the mom invited her friend over who was pregnant.
The boy said, “I know what you have been doing!”
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From Jessie, age 10, London
There was a boy who had a habit of sucking his thumb. So his mom said, “You will get fat if you don’t stop!” Then the mom invited her friend over who was pregnant.
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