A man walked into a cafe and ordered,
“I would like to order one undercooked egg so it’s runny, and one overcooked egg do it’s hard and impossible to eat. I also want burnt toast, bacon a bit cold on one side, and butter straight from the fridge so it is impossible to spread”. The waiter said that it might be a bit difficult.
To which the man replied:
Hard Breakfast
“It can’t be that difficult because that was exactly what you brought me yesterday!”